Not Done Your Homework? A funny poem by Josie Whitehead.
You say it isn't fair, but people do it everywhere. Do it now, get it done. I know, I know it isn't fun. Homework is like cleaning your room, except you don't have to use a broom. Do it now; we'll give you a treat, something tasty good to eat. We're like parrots repeating stuff, like our brains have turned to fluff. JUST DO YOUR HOMEWORK NOW!
I tried to do my homework. but a show was on TV. A song was on the radio. A friend was texting me. My email chimed, and so, of course, I had to look at that. It linked me to a video. of someone’s silly cat. I watched a dozen videos, and then I played a game. I almost didn’t hear her. when my mother called my name. I looked up at the clock.
Homework! Oh, Homework! I hate you! You stink! I wish I could wash you away in the sink, would explode you to bits. Homework! Oh, homework! You're giving me fits. I'd rather take baths. with a man-eating shark, or wrestle a lion. alone in the dark, eat spinach and liver, pet ten porcupines, than tackle the homework, my teacher assigns.
Perhaps the most famous words in English literature speak of a betrayal of a friend. Julius Caesar is saying that if even his close friend Brutus is stabbing him, then he has no hope. Our friends are the ones that we expect will stand by us through thick and thin.
You don’t want to start your day. You don’t want to leave your comfortable bed and go where the people are. You’d rather remain isolated. 7. You don’t try to one-up your friends when they brag about their lives. You only one-up them when they’re talking about how shitty their lives are. They think they have it bad? Wait until they hear your stories.
That cruel comment you made about her mother, that day you were so angry you called her out of her name, those times you ignored her for no reason at all, the times you chose not to text or call and decided your friends were more important than she was, the times you didn’t open her car door, or walk her to her front door like a lady, she carries those in her mind.
A selection of funny poems which you will find funny and will make you smile. These poems are full of humor whilst being short enough to remember! There once was a man from Peru. Who dreamed he was eating his shoe. He woke up at night. With a terrible fright. To find out his dream had come true! Our school trip was a special occasion.
This poem is for husbands, filled with good advice on how to treat your wife. One you should treasure, but not as a possession, Who needs to be loved, not treated with aggression. Her value is more than all the world's treasures, Not just the sum of scale's unit measures.
I have spoken to a few parents. Some hadn't seen it, some had children upset by it. One boy cried as his parents had just split up. Anyway, here's the poem (it was given as homework in Fathers' day week): 'What Dads Do' Make bookshelves Make burgers Make money. Make funny faces that make you laugh. Scratch your back when you can't reach where.
Homework, oh homework, I hate you! You Stink! I wish I could wash you away in the sink. If only a bomb would explode you to bits. Homework, oh homework, You're giving me fits! I'd rather take baths with a man eating shark, Or wrestle a lion alone in the dark. Eat spinach and liver, pet ten porcupines, Then tackle the homework my teacher assigns.
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The first of the funny school poems deals with those brave and underpaid souls who spend their days on the front lines, substituting for absent teachers. I think they deserve a special poem, just for them. We heard our teacher. cannot be with us today. Instead, we'll have a substitute. (We'll make her earn her pay.) and Brandon will eat chalk.
Forgot to do my homework poem - 404 - File or directory not found. annotated b. Feb 29, 2012 My parents would give me talks in the morning and tell me, It s I ve always wanted to do well in school but I have a hard time getting Tips on how to get away with forgetting your homework.
